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Friday, November 30, 2007
Wanted: A Cool Guy
SWM seeks CG (cool guy). Must be cool. Has either a thin mustache, a soul patch, or an outrageously bushy beard. Nothing in between. Headwear mandatory. Unnecessarily thick glasses preferred, but not required. Open to buying me drinks. Upbeat attitude coupled with below average intelligence. Equal opportunity.