Friday, November 30, 2007

Wanted: A Cool Guy

SWM seeks CG (cool guy). Must be cool. Has either a thin mustache, a soul patch, or an outrageously bushy beard. Nothing in between. Headwear mandatory. Unnecessarily thick glasses preferred, but not required. Open to buying me drinks. Upbeat attitude coupled with below average intelligence. Equal opportunity.

If interested, e-mail me at

1 comment:

~Ashley Michele~ said...

Oh jeez...this post showed up on the first page of a random Google Images search...and it pretty much made me laugh.

So yeah. Basically I'm just a creepily random stranger who found your blog while she was goofing off at work...and I thought I should tell you this was funny.

The end.

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