Friday, May 02, 2008

True Story

While swimming in the ocean as a child, I got stung by a jellyfish. Last week, I asked a girl to pee on it. She gave me a funny look. I said, “You can never be too careful.” Long story short, we’re no longer seeing each other, and I still have a rash on my upper thigh that may or may not have been caused by a jellyfish.

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